herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

mymodernmet:

Andrew Zo designed the Clifton engagement ring box, a unique product that not only conceals the ring in a slim, wallet-size container before the big proposal, but also unfolds to show the ring pirouetting like a blooming flower.

nissan420sx:

alright where are all yall getting these kermits…

nissan420sx:

alright where are all yall getting these kermits…

Anonymous said: i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity

olivegarden:

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38,425 notes - 2 September, 2014

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

76,739 notes - 2 September, 2014

l-shadows-fades:

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

I have the bad habit of leaving my computer on sometimes, so my dad always shuts it down because it drives him nuts. but he knows not to close photoshop without saving my drawings and this is the shit he saves them as. 

Who is Armin

l-shadows-fades:

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

I have the bad habit of leaving my computer on sometimes, so my dad always shuts it down because it drives him nuts. but he knows not to close photoshop without saving my drawings and this is the shit he saves them as. 

Who is Armin

justintimberlakedoingthings:

djddy:

????

Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend

pinkcookiedimples:

bvsedjesus:


this gif is great


HOW

pinkcookiedimples:

bvsedjesus:

this gif is great

HOW

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

503,463 notes - 1 September, 2014