toatorixthetimelord:

You’re bleeding because you don’t floss.

toatorixthetimelord:

You’re bleeding because you don’t floss.

"He liked her with long hair so she cut it short."
Word Story by P.P. (via oceanflowerbird)

351,992 notes - 18 September, 2014

"I forgot what I sent you"
ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)

196,616 notes - 18 September, 2014

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

breezyashell:

Oi oi😄

breezyashell:

Oi oi😄

Evolution of the Desk (1980-2014)

gif: grofjardanhazy, original video via Best Reviews

nicevagina:

"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."

nicevagina:

"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."

morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

phlilester:

spoken-not-written:

whoever invented cramps is an asshole

ur an 18 year old boy

NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER

the lady pocket region

260,577 notes - 18 September, 2014

unstablefragments:

AF1 ‘All Black’ via n-o-t-h-i-n-g-xo
Buy it @ Nike US

unstablefragments:

AF1 ‘All Black’ via n-o-t-h-i-n-g-xo

Buy it @ Nike US

rainbowsandfood:

Literally my favorite vine of all time